There was this terrible knocking noise like rumbling thunder at 4.30 in the morning. So I leapt out of bed and went and stuck my head out of the kitchen window and realized it was a duck pulling and eating weed of our boat.
How dare they peck holes in her, I took hold of the miniature water pistol I sometimes use on cattie if she is being bad and scratching the furniture.
I aimed a good shot through the kitchen window she jumped and went off
I do love ducks, I really do, I feed them all the time!
Sorry no photos I’ll leave you to guess why 😀